soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

shinykari:

Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:

in my day if you wanted to download radiohead’s pay what you want album you had to go to the web cafe and ask the attendant to unlock the midi cabinet and give you some. it wasn’t great to listen to but in those days they’d give you a couple extra midis to take home to your mom and dad free (usually led zeppelin or final fantasy 6) because back then people had respect for one another

monetizeyourcat:

burgersquid:

DO YOU REMEMBER KaZaA? I REMEMBER KaZaA. PRETTY MUCH A GUARANTEED INFECTION OF SASSER AND NIMDA AND DISTURBED ALBUMS BUT WE STILL USED IT AND WE LIKED IT, BY GOD

if you had told someone in 2001 you were disappointed because your dubstep megatorrent had no seeds no one would have understand what you meant, because no one in those days would just leech without seeding like a barnyard animal