darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: h4tsunemiku)

**wears all black in 100+ degree weather** 

(Source: glacierism)

may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven

(Source: perma-scowl)

not-a-dhs-informant:

reblog if you hate finals week or represent a threat to national security :-)

square-enix:

how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me

(Source: pinesollux)

toungue:

girls in dresses (◡‿◡✿)

boys in suits (◡‿◡✿)

boys in dresses (◕‿◕✿)

girls in suits (◕‿◕✿)

anyone in dresses (⊙‿⊙✿)

anyone in suits (⊙‿⊙✿)

DRESSES (◉‿◉✿)

SUITS (✿)

FORMAL WEAR (◉‿◉✿)

advice: dont mention or explain a textpost to ur mother bc she wont laugh

(Source: vvant)

jakemalik:

wow its almost summer, better start working on my tan *turns up laptop brightness*